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Sally

Not worth the money

Appallingly Awful
Wouldn't recommend
she should be ashamed of this book!

Was this a first draft?
You're Kidding!!
Liked the Book

Bad scholarship, no linguistics

No sequel. Please.The pulled teeth could be a metaphor for the remainder of the reader's experience.
Gordon, who is called The Gordster by his friends and admiring creator, is the leader of a gang of animal liberationists called the Furrie Liberation Front. The followers consist of a highly stereotyped band of misfits -- one does go on to lead a successful life, but leaves the movement first. The sole figure with professional skills is a veterinarian who performs a "Bunny dip" when pouring tea, because she used to be a Playboy Playmate. Not one to defy predictability, our trusty Gordster finds the vet stunning, but alas! she is the tale's harlot -- a word used more than once to describe her. So The Gordster's heart must be gently won by one of the movement's rank and file -- the waif-like homebody Clare who goes about rescuing cats, and to whom the author actually describes as resembling a Madonna.
But what of animal rights? Any points of interests here regarding philosophy or activism? Actually, no.
The Gordster defies the other members of his own liberation front by taking the security risk of skating alone into a mall cafeteria to overturn lunch tables. Our hero shows no interest in explaining the action to the ordinary people on their lunch breaks -- ordinary people who, the reader presumes, will probably wind up buying new roast beef sandwiches and sausage pizzas once the intruder has been ejected. Never mind. The book opens with action: a fight with the security employees. If you want wham!-pow!-crash! fights, sensational chases, and frenzied additions of characters, read on.
The Gordster next decides to infiltrate -- alone, mind you -- the country's major food corporation. At one point The Gordster, like, expresses desire to "take the system down" (of course, a definition of "the system" never appears; nor does any clear vision for its replacement). Five pages later, he just wants to get the big corporation to, like, give the consumers a healthier product, man. Sounds like much of the "movement" we have got today. What is the point of putting this story twenty years into the future, other than to predict no progress whatsoever? And yet, this book is dedicated to "all the creatures forfeited for our needs." Evidently, Bradford means to be sincere rather than derisive.
The thinking of the book's antagonists comes out just as muddled. The big corporation wants to use animals, and meat-eating abounds. But hark! there is an alternative. Our trusty liberationists run into detractors who say that we do not really need to use animals; thus, animals are obsolete and should be eradicated. The author cannot seem to decide which of these scenarios the animal liberationists oppose. Bradford's animal liberationists vaguely posit the idea that the suffering of animals at human hands can at least be reduced. The villians goad the animal people by urging the immediate extermination of animals ("Holocaust" style, of course -- Bradford certainly could not let that word go unused) so that the animals can avoid passing their legacy of suffering to future generations. No answers from our hero, who really hasn't thought it out.


Absolut waste of money!His study is so minute to be a disection of something till there is nothing.
This person is a writer in the style of a false profit.
Read the The true book for free and dont bother with this, what a waste of money!


Terrible

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Worst Book Ever Written!It's hard to give a sense of how bad the plot is without "spoiling" it. Let's just say that although it takes place mostly in Barnegat Light, New Jersey, Saddam Hussein is pivotal character. Also, the genre can roughly be categorized as "sci fi". The book is not, I repeat, not an attempt at satire or humor.
Stay away.